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Holy Chicken Chow Mein.
Just passed a young family outside of a Panda Express fully praying over their orange chicken and chow mein.
All I could think of was Ricky Bobby thanking the sweet baby Jesus for his bountiful harvest of KFC, Pizza Hut and the always delicious Taco Bell.
Then I turned to my wife and said, “that food looks more like the devil’s work.”
Show Notes
Divine Irony
is a rich archive of religious delusions, scientific truths and political implications.
"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."
-George Carlin
“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed”.
-Albert Einstein
