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Hey Paul Ryan, What's For Dinner?
- Q: What's for dinner?
- Paul Ryan: I believe in going to a store and being free to buy anything I want.
- Q: no, seriously.. What are you cooking for dinner tonight?
- Paul Ryan: I believe dinner should be cooked, and I'll cook what I say I'll cook.
- Q: ya, what specifically are you going to cook though? I have some serious food allergies.
- Paul Ryan: Look. My opponents dinners are an embarrassment, Mitt Romney and I will restore America's favorite meal with bold ideas and by making the tough decisions.
- Q: Well, can you at least promise you won't use shellfish?
- Paul Ryan: No.
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