Divine Irony

is a rich archive of religious delusions, scientific truths and political implications.

"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."

-George Carlin

“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed”.

-Albert Einstein

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  1. Hey Paul Ryan, What's For Dinner?

    • Q: What's for dinner?
    • Paul Ryan: I believe in going to a store and being free to buy anything I want.
    • Q: no, seriously.. What are you cooking for dinner tonight?
    • Paul Ryan: I believe dinner should be cooked, and I'll cook what I say I'll cook.
    • Q: ya, what specifically are you going to cook though? I have some serious food allergies.
    • Paul Ryan: Look. My opponents dinners are an embarrassment, Mitt Romney and I will restore America's favorite meal with bold ideas and by making the tough decisions.
    • Q: Well, can you at least promise you won't use shellfish?
    • Paul Ryan: No.
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