Divine Irony

is a rich archive of religious delusions, scientific truths and political implications.

"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."

-George Carlin

“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed”.

-Albert Einstein

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  1. Sneezing

    religiousragings:

    limited-probabilities:

    strummerjones:

    I wish I could say something when people sneeze.
    Not, “Bless You.”

    I like to say “achoo” back at them, but “gesundheit” is always an option.

    I’ve been experimenting with saying Zune Tight at people.  I’ve gotten no complaints yet.  :)

    When someone sneezes, I like to say, “Hey! Watch it, asshole!”. ;)

    (via skepticalavenger)

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