Divine Irony

is a rich archive of religious delusions, scientific truths and political implications.

"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."

-George Carlin

“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed”.

-Albert Einstein

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  1. christinsanity:

    Islaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallalalllaalallalalalalaallalam!

    Steve Carell vs. Steven Colbert - Which religion is right, Islam or Christianity.

  2. confrontingbabble-on:

Instant classic!….
Jane Lynch and Jordan Peele’s Epic Church and State Breakup!  
Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WRBrHowWXMU#! confrontingbabble-on:

Instant classic!….
Jane Lynch and Jordan Peele’s Epic Church and State Breakup!  
Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WRBrHowWXMU#!
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    confrontingbabble-on:

    Instant classic!….

    Jane Lynch and Jordan Peele’s Epic Church and State Breakup!

    Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WRBrHowWXMU#!

  3. Louis CK - God Is Like Shitty Girlfriend

  4. thereisnogod:

It’s about time President Obama lost his cool.

    thereisnogod:

    It’s about time President Obama lost his cool.

    (Source: togifs)

  5. stfueverything:

attempttomuteperfection:

oh.my.fucking.god.

OMGGGGGG!!!! That would be the greatest thing ever! stfueverything:

attempttomuteperfection:

oh.my.fucking.god.

OMGGGGGG!!!! That would be the greatest thing ever!
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    stfueverything:

    attempttomuteperfection:

    oh.my.fucking.god.

    OMGGGGGG!!!! That would be the greatest thing ever!


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  7. George Carlin on MAD TV - Touched by an Atheist

  8. sharkchunks:

Truly one of the most amazing incidents caught on camera. The odds must be incalculably high.

    sharkchunks:

    Truly one of the most amazing incidents caught on camera. The odds must be incalculably high.

    (Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby)

  9. Because Lindsey Lohan is probably just as accurate a representation of a first century Jewish man as that painting of Jesus is.

    Because Lindsey Lohan is probably just as accurate a representation of a first century Jewish man as that painting of Jesus is.

    (Source: meucuminhasteta, via darwinsminion)


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  11. confrontingbabble-on:

    The Dove Real Beauty Sketches campaign held up a mirror to reflect the extent of negative body image issues that many woman have (… see http://realbeautysketches.dove.com/ )

    Dove then provide resources to help, at http://www.dove.ca/en/Social-Mission/Self-Esteem-Resources/

    What came as a complete surprise, was when they then did the same survey on men…

    See http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T8Jiwo3u6Vo

    This is really funny beause it’s so accurate. When I told some guys about the actual Dove Real Beauty Sketches video, they all assumed right away that the women would have exaggerated their own beauty (the opposite is true), because that’s what they would do. Seems like someone else has picked up on that irony.

  12. rockcandymelted:

    this is both hilariously, and horrifyingly, true.

    (via cognitivedissonance)